Welcome to my life, circa 1988. It should be noted that these Flashbacks are also going to be horrifying accounts of my sister's appearance as she grew up. For that, and for her gigantic glasses, I do apologize.
Grandma and her favourite grandchildren [like that's a hard competition. Y'all should meet the other contenders!]
The glasses gave me a balloon! I love it when she gives me Giant Tiger balloons!
Here I am, completely disinterested in my cousins.
This is my first trip ever... to Toronto! [Duh, look at the Canadian Geese as the waterfront!]
Where's my friggin' cookie!?
This is me with my wicked awesome stuffed lamb I got when I was born. I love it.
My first birthday was a rockin' one. But that blond hair is gross.
Alison's 10th birthday. Such a bad picture.
Ex-Aunt Brenda and Alison are rockin' some sweet sweet hairdos.
For Christmas, I got this amazing Fisher Price bulldozer. Wish I still had it.
Head to toe, I looked fan-fucking-tastic. Best shoes ever. Merry Christmas to you all.
I always loved my grandma's popcorn shirt.
For New Years, they decided to start me on my little gay journey. Thanks.
And now, I've recreated my favourite picture. I'll never be without my little lamb...