Friday, February 20, 2009

The Superlash

Last night at Tim Hortons, Amanda discovered my Superlash™
I hope you can see it in the pictures. It was freakish.

I couldn't handle the crazy, so I had to pull it out. I'm sure girls would pay big bucks for my secret eyelash lengthening secret. Mwahahahaha.

Bigger. Than. A. Penny.


The Lady Who Doesn't Lunch: said...

Just be glad you only have one superlash. If all of your eyelashes were that long you'd be getting things caught in them all the time, like plastic grocery sacks, and it would be a terrible burden on the environment and the rest of your face.

i am playing outside said...

HAHAHA love it :D

The Imaginary Reviewer said...

I have a supereyebrowhair. It's utterly huge and constantly grows back in the same place even when I pull it out.