Move over Tickle Me Elmo, Furby, Yo-yos and Pet Rocks, the newest toy sensation is sweeping the nation [or at least some nation somewhere].
This is the most disgusting and anatomically incorrect baby of all time, making it a surefire success! Sadly, I urge you all to wait for the deluxe model, as this one doesn't even come with a razor. They can land a man on the moon, but they can't provide me with the proper tools? How the hell is my baby gonna get a trim?
Special thanks to Mando for linking me to this ultimate baby delight. Years of fun for all involved, no doubt.
This just in! Rebecca has done further research, and determined that the backside is even more cute and cuddly than the front!