Thursday, November 20, 2008

The Twilight

Everyone who doesn't shut up about the movie Twilight, please step forward. I'll be doling out shots of cyanide between 2-5, then supper break, and then again from 7-9:30. If you think you'll require two shots, let me know before the procedure begins.

The movie isn't even getting good reviews, so shut your damn pie holes, stop scratching your necks til they bleed in front of the actor, and let me live in the Twilight-free zone!


boredmando said...

Dear sir, X-Files didn't get good reviews either and I loved that movie. I've had to live through all the Harry Potter vomit, now you can live through Twilight.

i am playing outside said...

Dear madam, I believe you liked the last scene of the movie and made your mind like the rest. lol

Whiskeymarie said...

I have no interest in this movie, yet I suspect a younger me would have peed herself over it.